A guild of wordsmiths, fluent in poetic persuasion
M. Wordington & Lady Smithery, in their Salon, 1854
The House of M. Wordington & Lady Smithery
Founded in 1848, the Collective began with Political Crisis Poets, Narrative Contrivance Agents, and Witty Sign Painters—united by a single belief:
Words, when properly forged, can outlast empires.
That same belief guides us today.
Our ink may no longer stain parchment, but our words still wield power, precision, and permanence.
What We Do
We are a Literary Collective—equal parts atelier, forge, and ivory tower—that remains sensationally snobbish.
Our craft includes:
Brand Platforms: swoon-worthy, story-led, and structurally sound.
Tone-of-Voice Guides: global, disciplined, distinct.
Brand Acts & Experiences: from stunts to immersive storytelling.
Slogans, Jingles, and Mission Statements: sticky, memorable, immortal.
Anthemic Narratives & Manifestos: inspired words that rally nations and brands alike.
Messaging Architectures: hierarchies designed for clarity, resonance, and reach.
…all crafted with the same delicate care once reserved for accretive curses, inked in liquid gold.
Lady Smithery, purveyor of outlandish ideas, in her studio, 1854
Crafting Brand Identity
Brand Manifestos & Anthems: Crafting the very soul and rallying cry of your enterprise.
Vision, Mission & Values: Illuminating the guiding stars and unwavering principles of your purpose.
Strategic Positioning Statements: Defining your inimitable stance in the grand tapestry of the market.
Purpose & Belief Systems: Articulating the profound 'why' that underpins your every endeavor.
The Art of Nomenclature
Company, Product, and Platform Naming: Bestowing names of power and resonance upon your grandest creations.
Taglines & Campaign Lines: Distilling essence into memorable pronouncements and calls to action.
Naming Architecture Systems: Constructing the elegant framework for all your future verbal legacies.
Cultivating a Distinctive Voice
Brand Voice Guidelines: Codifying the lexicon and cadence that shall define your unique expression.
Messaging Systems by Audience: Tailoring the resonant whispers that captivate each discerning ear.
Sample Copy/Ad Lobs: Providing the precise quill strokes and guarded omissions for flawless communication.
Narratives for Grand Endeavors
Experiential Narratives: Weaving tales that immerse and transport your audience into the heart of your experience.
OOH & Launch Videos: Proclaiming your advent with impactful declarations that echo far and wide.
Medela Brand Strategy & Campaign
(project in production)
Medela is elevating its identity from “pump maker” to champion of mothers' unseen devotion. The brand is launching the Motion InBra™ hands-free breast pump with a strategic platform we penned called “Beautiful Mess.”
This campaign reframes the postpartum experience not as chaos, but as a symphony of quiet triumphs, identity-rich moments, and reclaimed agency—all with a baby (and toddler) still very much in frame.
The work balances emotional resonance and product credibility. The creative direction avoids clichés and celebrates functional beauty, emotional nuance, and high design—turning pumping into an act of power, not sacrifice.
HelloFresh Branding & Experiential
(project in production)
A light rebranding of HelloFresh and some PR-worthy stunt-style experiences for HelloFresh—currently the largest meal box company in the US.
Constellation Energy
Strategy, Campaign, and Experiential
New Nuclear energy, created through fusion, sparks vivid hues of fuchsia, magenta, and violet—a radiant poetry of power. Beyond its beauty, it delivers 100% carbon-free electricity, clearing smoggy skies into brilliant blue and restoring the full spectrum of color to our world.
Today’s nuclear plants are architectural feats: safe, digitized, and waste-responsible, transforming a once-feared technology into a model of stewardship. With the power to generate centuries of clean energy from a single glass of seawater, new nuclear delivers not just efficiency but elegance.
In the face of the climate crisis, it emerges as a breathtaking solution—graceful, responsible, and essential to a brighter, more vibrant future.
That's the jaw-dropping, mind-bending reality of nuclear's evolution. It's time for the world to reassess the role of nuclear power.
AMAZON WEB SERVICES
AWS asked Jack Morton to unify its presence in sports through a single brand platform that spanned hockey, Formula 1, and golf. The challenge was to create three distinct campaigns under one cohesive strategy that worked across broadcast, digital, experiential, and social channels.
At the heart of the platform was a simple truth: year after year, fans are getting smarter stats, faster insights, and deeper details on their favorite players, moves, and wins—all powered by AWS.
This big brand message positioned AWS not as background technology, but as the engine making the game smarter for teams and fans alike.
Lady Smithery, (center) 1st meeting Seneca Lakes, NY, 1848
Our Storied History
It all began when Lady Smithery, having recently been expelled from the Oxford Women’s School of Banal Rhetoric for being “Too declarative,” attended a secret reading of banned experimental fairytales, where she met the eloquent M. Wordington, a disgraced royal with a flair for subtext.
Together, they went on to produce:
Manifestos for Suffragettes
Anthems for War Widows
Tone-of-voice manuals for Statesmen
Public apologies for Oligarchs
Heralded accounts of mock-assassinations
What is now known as the tagline
Their salon became a haven for outcasts, orators, and off-the-books strategic brandmakers—long before such a term existed.
Our Proprietary Tools
The Lexicon Ledger
A living library of proprietary phrases
Narrative Contrivance Grid
Maps brand truths to cultural truths via metaphor.
The Incinerator
A playful ritual: strike through clichés, and rewrite as smarter ideas.
Guild Seal System
Visual stamps that authenticate official brand outputs.
Our doors are not open to all
…only to the discerning, the daring, the destined.
We deal in rhetoric the way jewelers handle gems: cutting, setting, and polishing until they are blinding.
If you believe your brand deserves prose that outlasts the moment, do contact us and claim your brand’s place in history.